1. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!
That’s one way to teach your boys how to aim.
2. Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
What tradie hasn’t used one of these on site?
3. What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.
I wonder if it holds it for you, the microscopic lens will definitely help you find it though.
4. Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!
I always wondered why there were trumpet sounds coming from the mens toilets
5. Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player?
He wanted to buy a bowel.
Now that’s annoying!
6. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? He wanted to get to the bottom.
The executive suite.
7. What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away.
Donald Trumps toilet… or did he have a golden shower?
8. Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!
That’s a five star toilet on a work site.
9. What do you call a fairy using the toilet? Stinker bell!
I cant believe these aren’t in every bathroom.
10. Why don’t they have any toilet paper in KFC? Because its finger licking good!
That’s one way to make yourself constipated.