Who doesn’t like a bit of toilet humour?

1. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!

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That’s one way to teach your boys how to aim.

2. Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

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What tradie hasn’t used one of these on site?

3. What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.

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I wonder if it holds it for you, the microscopic lens will definitely help you find it though.

4. Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!

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I always wondered why there were trumpet sounds coming from the mens toilets

5. Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player?
He wanted to buy a bowel.

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Now that’s annoying!

6. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? He wanted to get to the bottom.

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The executive suite.

7. What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away.

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Donald Trumps toilet… or did he have a golden shower?

8. Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!

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That’s a five star toilet on a work site.

9. What do you call a fairy using the toilet? Stinker bell!

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I cant believe these aren’t in every bathroom.

10. Why don’t they have any toilet paper in KFC? Because its finger licking good!

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That’s one way to make yourself constipated.

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